Archive____Fun With Headlines
Have some fun
- Apr 1, 2005 8:13 pm (#1 of 68)
"Bush Blamed For Pope's Demise"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:18 pm (#2 of 68)
"Bela and Klatu Bury Hatchett"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:19 pm (#3 of 68)
"Oz Makes Interesting Point"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:19 pm (#4 of 68)
"Wiz Writes Own Post"
Hobbes
- Apr 1, 2005 8:20 pm (#5 of 68)
Good ones, Oz.
- Apr 1, 2005 8:24 pm (#6 of 68)
"cranks is not."
t
- Apr 1, 2005 8:25 pm (#7 of 68)
"Pelle Tires of Token Swede Role"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:26 pm (#8 of 68)
"Pelle Understands Joke, Laughs"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:28 pm (#9 of 68)
"Delay Tells Truth"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:29 pm (#10 of 68)
"Kitty and Bela Seen at Motel 7"
t
- Apr 1, 2005 8:29 pm (#11 of 68)
"Oz Bans Wrongdoer Permanently, Fails to Succumb to Forgiving Mood"
t
- Apr 1, 2005 8:30 pm (#12 of 68)
"Two ATI Posters Found Who Do Not Despise Each Other"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:30 pm (#13 of 68)
"Res Writes Succinct Post"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:31 pm (#14 of 68)
hahahaha Woden
- Apr 1, 2005 8:32 pm (#15 of 68)
"Hobbes Caught With WalMart Bag"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:33 pm (#16 of 68)
"Claude Dreams of Driving Hummer"
t
- Apr 1, 2005 8:33 pm (#17 of 68)
Edited by Apr 1, 2005 12:33 pm
LOL Oz good ones
- Apr 1, 2005 8:35 pm (#18 of 68)
"Oz Admits to Secret Love of Yankees"
t
- Apr 1, 2005 8:37 pm (#19 of 68)
Edited by Apr 1, 2005 12:39 pm
Claude Dorsel Admits to Employment at EuroDisney
Frenchwoman Tells of Ordeal: "They Forced Me To Wear a Mickey Mouse Costume!"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:38 pm (#20 of 68)
"Horace Finishes Porch"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:41 pm (#21 of 68)
Actual headline from my local paper:
"High Court to Take Up Nude Dancing"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:42 pm (#22 of 68)
"Linnea Barely Posts"
- Apr 1, 2005 8:43 pm (#23 of 68)
Touche.
t
- Apr 1, 2005 8:50 pm (#24 of 68)
WorldCrossing Members Do Office Work
- Apr 1, 2005 9:24 pm (#25 of 68)
Bela Admits to Multiple Personality Disorder; Stops Posting as Kitty, Klatu, Bill Russell, Barry Kort, Saipan, Gotham, Raul, InnocentBystander, Fabulous Fred, Ristretto, Wah Tafule, Op Ed.
- Apr 1, 2005 9:25 pm (#26 of 68)
Hobbes Makes Stand on Principle: "Public Opinion Be Damned"
- Apr 1, 2005 9:25 pm (#27 of 68)
Bill Russell Starts Own Private Forum, Allows No Other Members: Reaches WorldCrossing's #1 Most Active Forum in First Hour
- Apr 1, 2005 9:25 pm (#28 of 68)
Erna Makes Friend
- Apr 1, 2005 9:27 pm (#29 of 68)
Raul Appointed Chair, International Studies at Harvard
- Apr 1, 2005 9:39 pm (#30 of 68)
Recycla's SUV Spotted at Area McDonalds
- Apr 1, 2005 9:41 pm (#31 of 68)
Oz Publishes In-Depth Study of Abnormal Psych Experiment; RI Members Sue for Compensation
- Apr 1, 2005 9:42 pm (#32 of 68)
Resonance's Post Resonates With Reader
Sukey
- Apr 1, 2005 9:49 pm (#33 of 68)
Hahaha - this is wonderful.
Sukey
- Apr 1, 2005 9:50 pm (#34 of 68)
Innocent Bystander Loses Pepsi Challenge.
Sukey
- Apr 1, 2005 9:51 pm (#35 of 68)
Katharina Meyer Finds God in Bog.
Sukey
- Apr 1, 2005 10:54 pm (#36 of 68)
Halo Dies Hair Black.
Sukey
- Apr 1, 2005 10:55 pm (#37 of 68)
Wolf Gives up Hunting - Joins Peta.
Sukey
- Apr 1, 2005 10:57 pm (#38 of 68)
Totally Hot Mike Becomes Pacifist, Grows Hair Shoulder Length and Joins Peace Demonstration in Paris.
- Apr 1, 2005 11:22 pm (#39 of 68)
Forum Reader Changes Opinion
- Apr 1, 2005 11:45 pm (#40 of 68)
Argument Won
- Apr 2, 2005 12:10 am (#41 of 68)
Barrages of Cut & Paste Effective, Say Experts
- Apr 2, 2005 12:12 am (#42 of 68)
RI Members Unable To Distinguish Between The Onion, Real News Articles, Say Area Experts
t
- Apr 2, 2005 12:25 am (#43 of 68)
Edited by Apr 1, 2005 4:25 pm
Totally Hot Mike Decides to Get Married, Settle down oh, wait a minute...
Hobbes
- Apr 2, 2005 2:01 am (#44 of 68)
President Bush appoints Ruth-K ambassador to Lebanon
Best Bests Crow in BBC Besserwisser Competition.
"Such a Wonderful Warm Feeling"; Sukey After Being Spat on by Favourite Camel.
Paparazzi Shot Reveals Hobbes as Nasty, Brutish and Short.
Mike R.
- Apr 2, 2005 8:52 pm (#46 of 68)
Totally Hot Mike Decides to Get Married, Settle down oh, wait a minute...
I would go for:
R. Mike Fails to Ogle Female Poster, Blackout in Prague Suspected
Mike R.
- Apr 2, 2005 9:02 pm (#47 of 68)
For Pelle I would have done:
Pelle Watches 3 Minutes of Full House, Unamused.
Mike R.
- Apr 2, 2005 9:12 pm (#48 of 68)
Wizdumb Furious at Remark Made by Foride
- Apr 2, 2005 9:58 pm (#49 of 68)
Shiner Asks To Be Made Host
- Apr 2, 2005 9:58 pm (#50 of 68)
Davenhill to Oz: "I Told You So"
- Apr 2, 2005 10:19 pm (#51 of 68)
hahahaha...
- Apr 19, 2005 4:42 pm (#52 of 68)
Area Man Flies Into Rage When Dalai Lama's Pacifist Credentials Questioned
Tears New Asshole, Removes Head of Querulous Posters.
- Apr 19, 2005 4:46 pm (#53 of 68)
Ignorant Bystander Brought Up on Charges of Child Abuse
Caught Counseling, "One man can not fuck another man in the ass and have that man get pregnant and shit a baby out his ass," to 3rd Graders
- Apr 19, 2005 5:17 pm (#54 of 68)
Ya sure it wasn't 3rd graders to said man?
- Jun 16, 2005 4:27 am (#55 of 68)
Take your crap elsewhere Barry.
- Jun 16, 2005 4:51 am (#56 of 68)
I won't tell you again.
- Jun 16, 2005 5:08 am (#57 of 68)
Barry Kort has been removed and his posts deleted for breaking World Crossing's Terms of Service by revealing poster's private information.
- Jun 16, 2005 5:16 am (#58 of 68)
Ouch!
- Jun 16, 2005 5:17 am (#59 of 68)
Halo, you might have to ban 'guests' for a while as you will probably get a barrage of Barry's psueds.
- Jun 16, 2005 5:19 am (#60 of 68)
Yes Bela I'm afraid so, sad to see some people spoil WX forums for their own jollies.
- Jun 16, 2005 5:23 am (#61 of 68)
I'm sorry.
I feel somehow responsible.
If I didn't moderate Klatu at the Religion & Philosophy forum, Barry never would have migrated to ATI.
If Barry didn't migrate to ATI, he never would have gotten himself banned from there.
If Barry didn't get himself banned from there, he never would have researched where else the posters posted, and never would have come here.
I feel somehow... dirty.
- Jun 16, 2005 5:58 am (#62 of 68)
Barry, you are just so sad.
Leave these people alone.
- Jun 16, 2005 1:55 pm (#63 of 68)
Barry...please stop.
I sometimes would love to strangle Barry but there are a lot of his posts that really add to the forum. Any chance of deleting the offending post, smacking Barry on the knuckles and let him continue adding his "good stuff"? As much as I understand the need for rules, I understand the need for tolerance.
Just a request with no question to your authority. I just hate to lose a good poster even if I don't always agree with him.
- Jun 16, 2005 2:17 pm (#65 of 68)
I think you have the wrong Barry. The Barry I mention never posts here. Good Barry S is a regular and RI Hero.
AHHHHHH, That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong. Glad to hear "Good" Barry S is still around. Sorry for the blurt.
Mike R.
- Jun 17, 2005 12:53 pm (#67 of 68)
Kort is pathetic and creepy.
I feel somehow responsible.
Perhaps there's a good reason for it.
- Jun 17, 2005 12:59 pm (#68 of 68)
Bela has no real connection here at RI regarding this issue. All of us are in fact responsible for our own posts.
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